All aboard, all aboard the Christmas Express.
Next stop 2021, next top 2021
Step right up
Slap your knee
Stomp your heels
This ticket is free
It’s a one way ride
So climb aboard
Let’s get outta here
Please help us Lord
Now departing 2020, approaching 2021.
Please have your tickets available,
please have your tickets available.
First class, second class
w’don’t really mind
As long as we leave
2020 behind
Ticket is punched
They shoveled the coal
Lock the doors
we’re ready to roll
Wooo hooo
Wooo hooo
It’s the Christmas Train
Please don't be alarmed while looking out the right side of the train,
you can see that 2020 is on fire.
Tinsel, garland,
mistletoe
Candy canes
And hot cocoa
Don’t turn around
2020 is done
Ready to ring in
2021
Please stay seated with your seatbelt securely fastened
as we attempt to break the international locomotive speed record
in an effort to leave 2020 far behind.
Elf on the Shelf!
Wait, who do I see?
OH! Dr. Fauci
Waving at me!
There’s a man
Hanging on the caboose
It’s Donald Trump
And he won’t let loose!
Wooo hoooo
Wooo hoooo
It’s the Christmas train
Wooo hoooo
Wooo hoooo
It’s the Christmas train
As we approach 2021 please do not look back at 2020
You may turn into a vial of hydroxychloroquine.
And...Merry Christmas from the Stuart Family.
credits
released December 24, 2020
written by Mark and Aegis Stuart
performed by Christela, Journey, Aegis and Mark Stuart
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